His Excellency, President for Life, Field
Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of
the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa
in General and Uganda in Particular.
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Wapenzi wa dau
wa globu ya mtandao wa huu leo ninapenda kuwaletea moja ya hotuba ambayo
ilitolewa na idd amin dada, mwanasiasa, mwanajeshi na aliyejipa kila aina ya
vyeo vilivyokuwepo duniani.
HOTUBA ZA FIELD MARSHAL AL HAJ IDI
AMIN DADA
What you are about
to read is REAL! Its not meant to serve as a ridicule. Below is an extract of
one of dictator Iddi Amin's infamous speeches he used to deliver during the
national celebrations. This particular speech was delivered in the U.K at the
Conference of the U.N General Assembly.
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Ladies and women, my
beloved husbands and men in this assembly, I am thank you very difficult for you
hand to forgive me this hour to stalk of you Africa and my country which is
Uganda. As I am a field marshall Dr. Or Haj Amin the Life President of my
country, I am apologised because I have not deaded Archbishop Haemeni Kuvum.
When many people tell me so many questions about him. His death on my behalf has
happened with accident which was in the car when he yalked with it. So I am not
a mistake you see.
Another words if or
the order in my country in Uganda. The pressnewsmen which you can look them
there will wanted to know the law orders of my country. They have inquiring me
many questions in because my policemen don't catch people in court while they
lost them on the way. No this is not right, yet all them who are catched by my
policement are removed for court. When the court does not find them good enough
and tie them all with mistakes begining from one month through to ten years with
even above.
So we attempt people
in the court before we tie them to prisons and those you understand about they
dead are with if they travel dead themselves. Man invent their death. Uganda is
peace loving brother country when people enjoy as if they are in another
country. That is true about the country.
Dr. Kurt Waldeheim,
you are beautiful in one of these husbands. I think you are this beauty to look
what is going on in South Africa with Rhodesia, I am sending two hours to whites
as if they can choose freedom to Africa, brothers or you will not blame me as I
take wondering action to blow them. Israel is another enemy, they deaded
sleeping soldiers of Uganda when they find them at night in Intebbe.
I walked one morning
and I invented bodies of my soldiers sleeping in the airport and Israel had
deaded people there. They must see or because I pay them of this bad news. Last
of that I am thank your lunch which smelled good I am again fed up with it and
have admitted revenge when both of you are invited by Uganda.
Thank you very hard
and we shall collide everywhere in internal matter like assembly.
Thank you very hard.
--
Field Marshall Dr.
V.C. DSO M.C. Amin, Conquerer of the British
Empire
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The pressmen, when
asked by the Queen as to what President Amin has said, replied: "Your Majesty,
That was President Amin of Uganda speaking a language similar to
English."
CHANZO;BONGONEWS
MAGAZINE


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